mind_game | sweeping changes

Jane has finally been updated in all of the "extra" worlds with no Bells, Jarvises, or other routine visitors to the peal, and she is conducting template sweeps in them.

[Hey,] she tells all the Jokers and all the Bells. [There's a Joker in world number twelve who wasn't there before I crashed. Can't find him online at all, though.]

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From:

manofmyword

"Theft," says the Joker. "Destrrruction of property."

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gunpowdergelatine

"Indiscriminately pissing off everyone in sight just to see what they do."

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pythbox

Corona frowns thoughtfully and doesn't add anything right away.

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her_imperial_radiance

"Maybe not the wolf village house, then," muses Elspeth. "Wolves are easier to piss off than vampires."

From:

pythbox

"This is true," says Harley. He gives Corona a hug.

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her_imperial_radiance

"But I can go back to following the capital around. And property can be fixed with coins," shrugs Elspeth. "And I don't piss off easy - although there's Jake."

From:

yourheartstrings

"Yeah," says Ghosty. "If you're gonna take on a twelve-year-old Joker, don't keep 'em near somebody who pisses off easy."

From:

her_imperial_radiance

"Jake doesn't, especially for a wolf," says Elspeth, shaking her head, "on his own behalf. If someone goes after me he has a problem."

From:

pythbox

"Hard to say if a twelve-year-old Joker would hit that button," says War.

"Mm," says Corona.

"Well, depends," War concedes.

From:

her_imperial_radiance

"What on?"

From:

pythbox

"He doesn't wanna hurt anybody, but he wants to make somebody hurt him," says Jellybean.

"And we don't know how far he'll go to get it, because we don't know how far he'd have to," says Corona. "Or what it's been like for him, how he's feeling—"

"He could be another one of me," says Jellybean, "and you'd be pretty much fine, I was all right by twelve."

"Or he could be another one of me and you'd be in for it," says Corona.

From:

manofmyword

"I know where I'd put my money," says the Joker.

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her_imperial_radiance

"Maybe Jake had better be part of this conversation. I don't know what else to do with a twelve-year-old Joker. Although I suppose if he doesn't want to go with me something else will have to be thought up. Jane, can you get my wolf please?"

Elspeth's wolf is got. She holds his hand and explains, silently.

Jake winces. "So, worst case scenario where he's trying to get under my skin through my imprint, what's he going to do to her?"

From:

manofmyword

"Worst case?"

From:

gunpowdergelatine

"What's the first thing you can think of that'd piss you off?" says Queenie.

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her_imperial_radiance

"Uh," says Jake. "I don't know. A twelve-year-old human can't really physically hurt her... even if he got ahold of some vampire's tooth or something he'd have to have a way around the wards."

"I'm sufficiently full of distressing memories that it would be hard, but if he could think of something sufficiently awful to say to me that I cried," says Elspeth, "Jake would explode."

Jake wraps his arms protectively around Elspeth. He is about three times her size, so this is pretty cute.

From:

gunpowdergelatine

"Jokers," says Queenie, "are really good at buttons."

From:

pythbox

"...But if he knows you, he'll like you," says Harley to Elsie. "He might not want to make you cry."

From:

manofmyword

"He might," says the Joker, "try it anyway."

From:

her_imperial_radiance

"It would at least be difficult," says Elspeth. "I can't think of anything, which means I'm probably not broadcasting it to anyone who pays attention."

From:

manofmyword

"Mm, that's good," says the Joker. "Promising."

From:

her_imperial_radiance

"But - even in the capital away from the wolves a lot of the vampires around have mates. And things they're sensitive about. And I don't think it would be a good idea to plunk him down in the middle of nowhere."